No Neverland Funeral For Michael » All plans for Michael Jackson's public and private funeral at Neverland Ranch are cancelled after his family was unable to obtain a residential exemption required for a burial on private property.
College student tries to steal jail computer » Western Michigan University student William K. Bradley was sentenced for larceny in a building. He stole a computer. From the Kalamazoo County jail. Where he already was serving a sentence in a different case.
Pig that survived crash surfaces in swimming pool » An 800-pound hog that survived on its own for a week after a truck flipped while on its way to a slaughterhouse has surfaced in a swimming pool at a home near the crash site.
Pet snake strangles toddler » A Florida toddler was strangled this morning by her family’s pet … a 12-foot Burmese python.
Lahoma Sue Smith, busted for sex for snacks car scandal » A PROSTITUTE was busted by police for having sex in public after she exchanged her services for a $30 case of Frito-Lay crisp chips.
Movie, book deal on table for Jacko’s chimp, Bubbles » Michael Jackson’s pet chimpanzee, Bubbles, may be the subject of a Hollywood movie and book.
Cops surprised by squirrel in woman's cleavage » Police got a furry surprise during an interview, when a squirrel climbed out of the cleavage of a woman they were questioning.
Man uses nail clippers in DIY circumcision » A man who gave himself a DIY circumcision using nail clippers was taken to hospital for emergency treatment.
Flight diverted after passenger undresses in seat » A passenger stripped naked during a US Airways flight and resisted a flight attendant's efforts to cover him with a blanket before two off-duty law enforcement officers on board subdued and handcuffed him.
Girl, 13, set on fire in Voodoo ritual » A SIX-YEAR-OLD girl was sent to bed with life-threatening burns to 25 per cent of her body after a Voodoo ritual, a New York court has heard.
Woman on trial for raping 10 men » A Russian woman, dubbed the Black Widow for her love of horror films and spiders, is on trial for drugging and raping 10 men.
Boredom Leads Lindsay Lohan to Post Topless Photo on Twitter » This is what happens, I suppose, when you are really bored, and when you are still not over your lesbian lover. It seems that LiLo may be headed down the same dark road that Britney Spears went down.
NASA Heads Back to the Moon for First Time in Decade » NASA launched its first moon shot in a decade Thursday, sending up a pair of unmanned science probes that will help determine where astronauts could land and set up camp in years to come.
Number of HIV cases among porn stars vague » California public health officials are backtracking on the number of HIV cases in adult film performers.
Anti-David Letterman Protest In New York Draws Approximately Three Dozen People » In the wake of David Letterman's apology for his joke last week about Alaska Governor Sarah Palin's daughter, a number of protesters flocked around the "Late Show" studios in Midtown Manhattan on Tuesday (June 16) to show their support for Palin — albeit not in the numbers previously expected.
Twitter Links Iran Protesters to Outside World » In the crackdown following the disputed Iranian presidential election results this weekend, the authorities shut down text messaging, blocked Facebook and YouTube and cut off the BBC Persian-language service — but they forgot about Twitter.
Frozen block of urine crashes through house » An angry Austrian couple is seeking to find out which airline dropped a block of frozen urine that crashed through their roof.
Mozilla Plans to "Upgrade the Web" with Firefox 3.5 by the End of June » Opera announced on Tuesday that it was "reinventing the web" with Opera Unite. But wait, Mozilla announced on Tuesday that it would release Firefox 3.5 by the end of June, and by doing so "upgrade the web."
RIAA vs. Jammie Thomas-Rasset Trial, Take Two: a Worse Result » For the defendant, Jammie Thomas-Rasset, she had to be thinking that perhaps a retrial was not such a good idea after all, after hearing the verdict.
Microbe Wakes Up After 120,000 Years » After more than 120,000 years trapped beneath a block of ice in Greenland, a tiny microbe has awoken. The long-lasting bacteria may hold clues to what life forms might exist on other planets.
Norwegian girl dragged 4 km under car, survives » A 13-YEAR-old Norwegian girl is in hospital with serious injuries after a bizarre road accident in which she was dragged 4km under a car before being discovered, still conscious.
Wayward cows leave Mass. farm, walk 5 miles to NH » Two wayward cows decided to abandon their Massachusetts farm and walk at least five miles into New Hampshire.
Airport opens restrooms for dogs » A Missouri airport has unveiled its latest luxury amenity -- a pair of rest stops for dogs on the go who have to "go."
Michael Richards is a 'New Man': Actor reunites with 'Seinfeld' cast to film HBO's 'Curb.' » He's “is like a new man," says Larry David, who plays himself on HBO's "Curb Your Enthusiasm" and recently reunited his "Seinfeld" cast for one of next season's episodes.
9/11 hero dog has been cloned » A POLICE search and rescue dog that found the last person alive in the 9/11 terror attacks has been cloned.
Denzel Says Travolta Still Struggling With Son's Death » Denzel Washington recently spoke about a phone conversation held about two weeks ago with John Travolta, saying his co-star in the action thriller "The Taking of Pelham 1 2 3" continues to grieve over the death of his son.
Octomom Signs Reality TV Deal » It took a while, but you knew it was coming, didn't you? Nadya Suleman, also known as "Octomom" because she has the world's longest-surviving set of octuplets has signed a deal to star in a reality television series.
LG Launches Universal Translator for Teen Speak » It's no secret that texting has actually become more popular than talking on cell phones, and skews more toward the youthful set. Parents though, might not understand when a teenage child texts them with "TTYL" or "ROFL." LG has unveiled DTXTR (or “de-text-er”), a translation tool for us old fogies.
Oscar winners, Halle & Jamie, couldn't keep their hands of each other below the waist. » Jamie Foxx and Halle Berry kissed, groped and fondled each other during the Spike TV awards Saturday night in Los Angeles.
Spurned lover offers ring in Twitter treasure hunt » A New Zealand man, rejected by the woman of his dreams, has come up with a novel way of disposing of the diamond engagement ring he bought her - a treasure hunt.
Lily Allen Wardrobe Malfunction » It's not the first time Lily has a wardrobe malfunction.
Store owner gives would-be robber bread and $40 » A Long Island convenience store owner confronted by a bat-wielding would-be robber said Tuesday he decided to show mercy on the man after he collapsed in tears claiming he was only committing the crime to support his starving family.
Sperm anti-oxidant found to smooth wrinkles » A powerful anti-oxidant discovered in human sperm is said to diminish wrinkles and smooth the skin.
Mortuary's License Pulled Over Severed Legs » Cave Funeral home in Allendale, SC and its director, Michael Cave, have had their licenses revoked after it was discovered the home cut off the legs of a man so that his body would fit into a casket.
George Clooney look-a-like claims resemblance ruined his marriage » Abdullah Simsek, a Bolton restaurant owner, known as Apo, hit the headlines last year after it was revealed how he was constantly being mistaken for Clooney. Now he has said that his new-found fame and the accompanying attention from women has taken its toll.
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